Un chiste para el aliviane.......

[samira]

Ya que los veo tan tristes y ausentes.... y para alegrarles la vida les mando el siguiente chistecito...... Nos cae como anillo al dedo a todos los ciberpals:

ALERT!!!!!!!! New Virus ......

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throught the national system. Beware of.....

THE CLINTON VIRUS... (Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory).

THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) VIRUS (makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy).

THE LEWINSKY VIRUS...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did).

THE RONALD REAGAN virus... (saves your data, but forgets where it is stores).

THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS....(Quits after two bytes)

THE JACK KAVORKIAN VIRUS... (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to stabilize around 200MB)

THE PROZAC VIRUS...( Totally scres up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care).

THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows).

Como ven chicos, hay que tener muchisimo cuidado. Bye

[aetszjw]

jajajaja......
i'll be careful..jejeje...

[FSD]

jajajaj this is good love it,
QUIEN CAUSA TANTA ALEGRIA HOY ESTA DE FIESTA NUESTRA LINDA NICARAGUA SABIA UDS.?

[samira]

Originally posted by Sixto Danilo Padilla:
jajajaj this is good love it,
QUIEN CAUSA TANTA ALEGRIA HOY ESTA DE FIESTA NUESTRA LINDA NICARAGUA SABIA UDS.?

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LA CONCEPCION DE MARIA!!!!!! QUE VIVA NICARAGUA THE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

[aetszjw]

!!NICARAGUA DE MARIA!!
....Y !!MARIA DE NICARAGUA!!...