"Top Ten"

[FSD]

>"TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT AT THE OFFICE AREN'T:"
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>10. I need to whip it out by 5.
>9. Mind if I use your laptop?
>8. Just stick it in my box.
>7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
>6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
>5. HMMMMMMMMM...I think it's out of fluid!
>4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
>3. It's an entry level position.
>2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:
>1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
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>"TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT IN LAW AREN'T:"
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>10. Have you looked through her briefs?
>9. He is one hard judge!
>8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
>7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
>6. Is it a penal offense?
>5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
>4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
>3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
>2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
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>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't:
>1. Think you can get me off?
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>"TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT IN GOLF AREN'T:"
>:rolleyes :rolleyes
>10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
>9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
>8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
>7. Look at the size of his putter
>6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
>5. Mind if I join your threesome?
>4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
>3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
>2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
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>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:
>1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.((Always the same problem luck off cleaning !prevent the ball going in the the putter.)
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Enjoying your weekend ? good for you besitos

[Martha_05]

ja,ja,ja Gracias por hacerme reir, la frase que utilizamos en la oficina es la numero 8 "Just stick it in my box". Otra frase famosa es cuando te preguntan: "Do you want to come?"

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~Capricorn~

[aetszjw]

jajaja, 'ta bueno....
besitos tambien..mua!

[gringo]

O cuando te dicen:
Did you do it?
a veces me digo ami mismo, y conquien si todas son feas aqui.... je je je