Men's

[FSD]

> >For all of you men who like to send woman jokes, paybacks are hell...
> >
> >How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take
> >to do the dishes?
> >
> > Both of them.
> >
> >Why did the man cross the road?
> >
> > He heard the chicken was a slut.
> >
> >Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> >
> > They don't have time.
> >
> >Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
> >
> > They don't stop and ask for directions.
> >
> >What do men and sperm have in common?
> >
> > They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
> >
> >How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
> >
> > He buys two cases of beer.
> >
> >What is the difference between men and government bonds?
> >
> > The bonds mature.
> >
> >Why are blonde jokes so short?
> >
> > So men can remember them.
> >
> >How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> >
> > We don't know; it has never happened.
> >
> >Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
> >
> > They all already have boyfriends.
> >
> >What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night.
> >
> > A widow.
> >
> >Why are married women heavier than single women?
> >
> > Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> > Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
> >
> >What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
> >
> > They're married.
> >
> >Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
> >
> > God says: "So you would love her."
> > "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
> > God says: "So she would love y
me lo mandaron no se lo crean jajaja

[Martha_05]

Ja,ja,ja...

[aetszjw]

...hombres..como le quedo el ojo??!!!

[Balvarez]

jajajaj.inchado!!!

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NICOYA©1998-2000

[aetszjw]

...yo mas bien diria...cuadrado!!!!

[Balvarez]

Te digo que INCHADO ya me lo mire...!!!

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NICOYA©1998-2000

[paulag]

Hey Suegro y la bebe (hija) no se volvio asomar nos tubo miedo? A proposito yo creo que trabajas para la internet o algun server puesto qe sacas cada vayuncada..donde te metreras digo yo sabra Dios jajajajaj Saludos viejo.

Hey bola de vagos Hola..jajaja Nicoya no tenes nada que haceer vos ya mero te haces socio de aqui o dueno jajaja

A las bebes besos y portesen bien y si no no le digan a la pareja porque se arrecha