Nothing is Funnier than the Truth

[FSD]

NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN THE TRUTH
1. Only in America........Can a pizza arrive at your house faster than
an ambulance.
2. Only in America....... Do drugstores make the sick people walk all
the way to the back counter to get their prescriptions, while healthy people
can buy their cigarettes at the front.
3. Only in America........ Do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a Diet Coke.
4. Only in America... . .. Do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
5. Only in America........ Do we leave our cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
6. Only in America........ Do we use answering machines to screen our
calls, then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
7. Only in America........ Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.
8. Only in America........ Do we use the word politics to describe the
process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
"bloodsucking creatures".
9. Only in America........ Do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille
lettering.

Un feliz fin de semana para todos

[Martha_05]

America...we love it!

I particularly liked the one about the cheese burgers, fries and a diet coke.

[gringo]

Mi hermano estas en lo cierto, pero se te olvido que somos tan criticones about Morality, when it comes to Politics, but even the presidents get blow-jobs NOT FROM THEIR FIVES!!!