14 jokes about marriage

[Beerinkol]

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when
you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I
married the wrong man."

#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses
his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her
master's
status.

#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much
does it cost to get married??"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying for it."

#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in
some parts of Africa, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married, and then
it was too late."

#CASE 8
Happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know
why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year,
they
both speak and the neighbours listen.

#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you." And the
husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice it."

#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife
wanted". The next day, he received hundreds
letters.
They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the
car is
new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who
made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the
friend asked.The woman replied,
"A multimillionaire."

[gerryruth]

Mhhh mhhh te doy puntos por unos cuantos que me dieron risa

[Balvarez]

Good 4 u

[juan carlos]

Primo!!! me pregunto cual es tu caso?
Pos Yo me acuerdo cuando mis viejos se casaron, mi pa! me llevo y mi ma' me trajo....

EL ANTES Y EL DESPUES DEL MATRIMONIO

Antes: Dos por noche aaaaaayyyyyyy
Después: Dos por mes..noooooooooooo

Antes: ¡ Me dejaste sin aliento!
Después: ¡ Me estás ahogando!

Antes: ¡No pares! no pares
Después: ah no! ¡No empieces!

Antes: Fiebre de sábado por la noche
Después: Fútbol temprano por la mañana

Antes: "El sonido de la música"
Después: "Los sonidos del silencio"

Antes: Estar a tu lado
Después: ¡Hacete a un lado!

Antes: Me pregunto que haría sin élla
Después: Me pregunto que hago con élla

Antes: ¡Eres taaan erótico!
Después: ¡Eres tan neuróóóótico!

Antes: Anoche lo hicimos en el sofá
Después: Anoche dormí en el sofá

Antes: Parece que estamos juntos desde siempre
Después:¡Siempre estamos juntos! QUE FREGADO!!!ESTO
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[gerryruth]

Antes: Parece que estamos juntos desde siempre
Después:¡Siempre estamos juntos! QUE FREGADO!!!ESTO



Esto como que me suena

[Limfoman]

yo por eso mejor ni me caso jajaja jajajajaja me acorde de algo jajaja lol

[Beerinkol]

decinos el chiste para
que tambien podamos pelar los dientes