HELLOOOO is a: (((JOKE)))

[Balvarez]

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.* Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.* After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know what Imiss most of all?
She asks, "What?"

"SEX!!!" he replies.

Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.

Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.*

Alarmed, Annabel decided to find ard and make sure that he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident-who was holding Howard's manhood!

Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?!"

Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

[NICOYA13]

jajaajajjajajaa

that **** was funny!

[myriam]

GOOD ONE BRO/JIJIJIJ

Y BOS COCHONETE/DEJA NO SIAS IPOKRITA MAJE/:MAD:

[Tino]

HAHAHAHA

[Balvarez]

El Diablo riendose?

[Beerinkol]

older than my grandma
and twice as corny

[myriam]

NOT FUNNY MAN