why?did the chiken cross the road??

[FSD]

<< Hey you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers:

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to
the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become
gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as
plain and simple as that.

KEN STARR: I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest
of the president of the United States of America in an effort to distract
law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal
wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a
result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and
elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that
reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity
provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the
chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our
investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been
completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked
information to the Reverend Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be
homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have
to offer, or at least to ruffle his [feathers.)

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR., I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked attack of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 99, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricably part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with
THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define "chicken"
please?

IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the
road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

L.A. POLICE DEPT: Give us five minutes with that chicken and we'll find out.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken
did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any
chickens.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
>>

[gringo]

the Chicken crossed the road because he wanted let the world know, he wasn't afraid and he had the balls to do it.... He didn't want to be called chicken anymore.
I know that Chicken trust me!!!

[Martha_05]

Ja,ja,ja...I like your theory, Montemar.

[alaind]

...jejeje