Chistes // Chiles

[gringo]

Va una vez una viejita de 70 años en el elevador, luego entra una muchacha de 25 años bien perfumada y le dice a la viejita: Vanderbilt, $200 dolares la onza.
en el siguiente piso entra al elevador otra muchacha bien bonita y dice: Faraway $150 dolares la onza.
la viejita ya enojada, cuando el elevador se detuvo en su piso, salio y antes de que se cerrara la puerta del elevador se agachó, se levanto la falda y les dijo a las dos jovenes: Broccoli 45 centavos la libra.

[eduardo2005]

Oye, esta salvaje este chiste...ha..ha.ha.hahh..ah. ha..

that's hella funny bro,

harold

[gringo]

Red Hair

A woman had four children. One of them had red hair. She was puzzled by
this since no one in her family had red hair. No one in her husband's
family had red hair either. She asked her doctor how she could have
had a child with red hair. The doctor asked about her family, her
husband's family, but he also was at a loss. Finally, as he puzzled
over the problem he asked her one last question. "How often do you
and your husband make love?"

She replied, "About every six months. Why do you ask?"

"That explains it" the doctor replied. "Rust!"