Provoking Questions!

[juan carlos]

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does become disoriented?
2. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
3. What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
4. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail men could look for them while they delivered the mail?
5. If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
6. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
8. Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
9. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
10. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
11. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
12. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
13. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
14. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
15. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
16. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
17. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them. But if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
18. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
19. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.
20. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
21. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
22. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
23. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
24. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
25. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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[gerryruth]

amor tu siempre buscando cositas para divertirnos y aprender de ello.. esto me gusto mucho.. especialmente la del color de cabello en una persona bald.... estas loco mi vida!