Men & Dogs

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you...except Frisbee
(And they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(Yes, rabies is possible, but there's a vaccine for it,
and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need
to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.

[gerryruth]

Hey chavalona hoy estas muy feminista o que? que te pasa que te hizo el nicoya que le andas dando duro a los hombres? ya estas como la tal paquita la del barrio jajajajaajja

[evelllish]

Ta bueno, es pero q no les de "Rabia" a los chicos......

[Balvarez]

pues la verdad mi Nicoya no me ha hecho nada el solo me ha dado carino.......el sabe quien es........y espero que no les de rabia a los chicos....

[juan carlos]

I don't know about that!!!!!!!!!!
Primo defende la raza chavalo!!!
ojo!!!!piojo!!!!

este va para alquien en especial......el sabe quien es....