Sera cierto?

[juan carlos]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A SERIOUS LATINO BIRTHDAY PARTY IF:


Some of the guests didn't bring a gift, but brought an extra-uninvited family with 5 kids.

When the cake says "Happy Birthday Mijo" instead of the kid's real name.

When the party is at the nearest MACDonald, and they bring their own food, cake and piñata.

When its a children party, but there are more adults than kids.

When at the kid's birthday party, there is always a bottle of Tequila, San Marcos or President right by the cake.

When its "Mijo" first birthday and the party food is carne Asada, rice, beans and 12 cases of beers.

When for entertainment, instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, there is usually a televised baseball, football; boxing or soccer lived game.

When nobody sings "Happy Birthday" right, they all sing "Apio Verde tu Jews" and they don't know the kid's name.

When the party was suppose to be over at 5:00 and its 10:00 at night in the real party just starting.

When the hostess calls someone coming over to the party and asks them to bring more tortillas, ice and beers.

When the guests start arriving and the mother of the birthday boy disappears to take a shower and get dress.

When you hear someone telling the birthday boy "Mira, tan cute! I'm going to have to get you something next week when I get paid".

When the party is this coming Saturday at 3:00pm, and you get a call from La Tia or La Abuela inviting you the night before.

When some guests brings gifts that are still unwrapped in the store bags.

When there's always seem to be more family than friends at the party.

When they have the party at the birthday kid's uncle's house, because he just bought it, and the yard is much bigger, have a swimming pool, or have a bigger tree to tie the piñata.

When the cake didn't come from the store but, from the comadre's mother, who makes really good cakes of 3 leches.

When you are told to save your dinner plate and fork, to have cake later.

When the mother of the birthday kid gives you a big piece of cake to take home, on a small plate wrapped in aluminum foil.

When the mother of the birthday boy is dressed in a satin burgundy colored dress and the boy's dress in a white shirt with bow tie and white shoes he wore at catechism.

When the birthday boy's daddy comes to the party and brings the kid he had with another chick.

When someone brings the old grandpa and sits him in the corner alone and everybody shouting "Grandpa! Do you want some cake? Not knowing that he is asleep.

When the piñata is to hard to break for the kids, and the daddy brings a bat and break it in pieces to make sure all the candies are out.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!sErA ON

[gerryruth]

jajaa algunas si yo cuando era chica tenia mala suerte con los regalos y aun sigo teniendola. No recivo muchos regalos para mi b-day ah eso si la ristra de chavalero nunca faltaba

[myriam]

PIJUDO/JIJIJIJI